Friday, March 16, 2012

week 7 - Literary death match

On the right we have Edger Allen Poe up against Henry David Thoreau its a close match but Thoreau uses his neck beard for the win. On the left we have Christopher Columbus up against Patrick Henry. Henry wins because Columbus sucks. below them we have Frederick Douglas against Abraham Lincoln. The fight is a good one but Lincoln hits him with his vampire hunter axe and wins. Last we have Montressor versus Emily Greirson. Emily throws poison but Montressor builds a wall. poison breaks and enhances the thrown bricks Montressor wins. Now on the left we have Patrick Henry Versus Abraham Lincoln Henry get surprises with an axe in the back and is quickly defeated. Lastly we have Thoreau versus Montressor. Montressor builds a quick wall but Thoreau uses his neck beard and tips it over crushing Montressor. Finality we have the match of a century Abraham Lincoln, Vampire slayer versus very Thoreau Neck beard. Lincoln launches a bolt from his crossbow but Thoreau takes it in the neck beard and returns with a beard swipe but Lincoln severs the whole beard with one sweep of his axe taking Thoreau's head with it. The winner is Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Week 6 - What A Fright!

The scariest thing that has ever happened to me would have to be one of a few things its two hard to choose. The first would be when i was lit on fire, this is pretty easy to describe. It was hot, painful, and bright I wasn't even playing with fire this was actually an accident, with all the times I've played with fire this was the least expectant time for me to be lit on fire. another possibility is when i was a few years back when i was attacked by a snake it was a baby cottonmouth, babies being the deadliest because they don't know how much poison to use so they use it all did i mention my biggest fear in life is snakes. Or it might have been when i realized that life is not one stupid thing after another, its the same stupid thing over and over.