In Chicago it is illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck. now i don't know why they outlawed this but that just ruined my weekend plans. in new york city the penalty for jumping off a building is death. no dip Shurlock.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. is that at the same time or ever? You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. Which hose? Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. I am outraged, what if my sandmich gets cold?It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. can i at least eat?