If i were a superhero, I would be Mr. Manhattan. Mr. Manhattan is the most powerful being in the universe for the following reasons: he can teleport to anywhere, he can create an explosion any size he wants it to be, he can replicate himself, he can affect reality. and i believe that he is only blue because he doesn't care.
If i were a color, i would be the color of cool. not cool like temperature but cool like the Fonz. i can turn on a jukebox without hitting it because its not the hit that turns it on its the pure coolness.
If i were a type of music, I would be metal. in the immortal words of steel panther, "death to all but metal".
Friday, April 27, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Week 2A - Dumb Laws
In Chicago it is illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck. now i don't know why they outlawed this but that just ruined my weekend plans. in new york city the penalty for jumping off a building is death. no dip Shurlock.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. is that at the same time or ever? You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. Which hose? Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. I am outraged, what if my sandmich gets cold?It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. can i at least eat?
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. is that at the same time or ever? You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. Which hose? Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. I am outraged, what if my sandmich gets cold?It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. can i at least eat?
Friday, April 13, 2012
Week 1A - Celebrity Crushes
If i have to think about what celebrities i like i will say none(living). i watch all these dumb young people run around always looking for a new update on some dumb-blond or another. What does it all amount too? hours wasted, which by coincidence is what a lot of celebrities are famous for being. look at all these celebrities, people who are famous for nothing more but being famous. There once were good celebrities but not anymore they have all been pushed aside by the sheeple of this generation. take actors for example in a series they have 6-7 episodes a season. now look at old series 30-35 episodes and the shows were better. they worked for a living nowadays actors are just given everything.
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