Friday, May 4, 2012

Week 4A - The Briggsy Awards

Most Interesting Part of This Class: Using the computers a lot.
Most Boring/Useless Part of This Class: Reading Huckle berry Finn. Sorry Briggs but it was just so boring.
Hardest I Laughed in This Class: When Briggs did his stupid jokes.
Thing That I Learned That Will Be Most Useful to Know in the Real World: Don't be a brown nose.
Best Thing About Brigs as a Teacher: He has stupid jokes.
Thing Brigs Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes: Get better jokes.
Its not that his jokes aren't funny its just that, every time he tells one and everybody laughs i will laugh too not to stand out and it makes me die a little inside.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Week 3A - If I Were A...

If i were a superhero, I would be Mr. Manhattan. Mr. Manhattan is the most powerful being in the universe for the following reasons: he can teleport to anywhere, he can create an explosion any size he wants it to be, he can replicate himself, he can affect reality. and i believe that he is only blue because he doesn't care.
If i were a color, i would be the color of cool. not cool like temperature but cool like the Fonz. i can turn on a jukebox without hitting it because its not the hit that turns it on its the pure coolness.
If i were a type of music, I would be metal. in the immortal words of steel panther, "death to all but metal".

Friday, April 20, 2012

Week 2A - Dumb Laws

In Chicago it is illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck. now i don't know why they outlawed this but that just ruined my weekend plans. in new york city the penalty for jumping off a building is death. no dip Shurlock.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. is that at the same time or ever? You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. Which hose? Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. I am outraged, what if my sandmich gets cold?It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. can i at least eat?

Friday, April 13, 2012

Week 1A - Celebrity Crushes

If i have to think about what celebrities i like i will say none(living). i watch all these dumb young people run around always looking for a new update on some dumb-blond or another. What does it all amount too? hours wasted, which by coincidence is what a lot of celebrities are famous for being. look at all these celebrities, people who are famous for nothing more but being famous. There once were good celebrities but not anymore they have all been pushed aside by the sheeple of this generation. take actors for example in a series they have 6-7 episodes a season. now look at old series 30-35 episodes and the shows were better. they worked for a living nowadays actors are just given everything.

Friday, March 16, 2012

week 7 - Literary death match

On the right we have Edger Allen Poe up against Henry David Thoreau its a close match but Thoreau uses his neck beard for the win. On the left we have Christopher Columbus up against Patrick Henry. Henry wins because Columbus sucks. below them we have Frederick Douglas against Abraham Lincoln. The fight is a good one but Lincoln hits him with his vampire hunter axe and wins. Last we have Montressor versus Emily Greirson. Emily throws poison but Montressor builds a wall. poison breaks and enhances the thrown bricks Montressor wins. Now on the left we have Patrick Henry Versus Abraham Lincoln Henry get surprises with an axe in the back and is quickly defeated. Lastly we have Thoreau versus Montressor. Montressor builds a quick wall but Thoreau uses his neck beard and tips it over crushing Montressor. Finality we have the match of a century Abraham Lincoln, Vampire slayer versus very Thoreau Neck beard. Lincoln launches a bolt from his crossbow but Thoreau takes it in the neck beard and returns with a beard swipe but Lincoln severs the whole beard with one sweep of his axe taking Thoreau's head with it. The winner is Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Week 6 - What A Fright!

The scariest thing that has ever happened to me would have to be one of a few things its two hard to choose. The first would be when i was lit on fire, this is pretty easy to describe. It was hot, painful, and bright I wasn't even playing with fire this was actually an accident, with all the times I've played with fire this was the least expectant time for me to be lit on fire. another possibility is when i was a few years back when i was attacked by a snake it was a baby cottonmouth, babies being the deadliest because they don't know how much poison to use so they use it all did i mention my biggest fear in life is snakes. Or it might have been when i realized that life is not one stupid thing after another, its the same stupid thing over and over.

Friday, January 27, 2012

My Animal

If i was any animal than i would: I am the pack wolf because i am a brutal hunter and i stalk in a pack i follow my prey in a pack. we don't allow women to break our pack we are strong we are the pack of two and no one can break that. i am a pack wolf because i am strong and fast. I am fearless alone or in my pack. we stick together or hunt alone always watching and always winning this is our creed. So beware we are the pack wolves. alone we are strong together we are unbeatable. this is a link to the other pack wolf
we stick together or hunt alone always watching always winning.